“Are you a biology geek with an iPhone and a sense of humor?

Are you fascinated yet oddly horrified by organisms in the family Planariidae?

Are you just looking for a reason to wear a furry flatworm at your hipline?

There is help. Simply order your own handmade iPlanarian shoulderbag, complete with gastrovascular cavity specially engineered to cradle your iPhone, and unite the world of high technology with the appeal of this plush member of the flatworm family. Details below.”

 

 

Front view

Back view

 

iPlanarian:

Top to bottom: about 12”
Width: 4” body, 6” at eyespots
Shoulder strap: about 44”

Interior: iPhone and iPod Touch fit completely inside the concealed pocket in the back. If you have a Mophie juicepack on your iPhone, it will fit to the edge of the pocket opening. Interior made from soft, scratch-free fleece.

All iPlanaria (dweeb note: remove ‘n’ for plural) are handmade with high quality materials. I construct them one at a time, so slight differences occur in the eyespots - some are less round, some a bit farther apart, but what you get in the box is really very close to the photo. If it still doesn’t look right, return it within a week in the same packaging and the cost of the iPlanarian will be refunded to you.

 

$26.50

FREE Priority Mail shipping
Tax for IL residents: 10.25%.
Orders shipped to US addresses only.

10% of your purchase will support First Slice’s outreach program to feed the hungry in our community.

Thank You!